One Liners

As I was laying in Eli’s bed with him tonight, these were some of the one-liners that came out of his mouth:

“I played with my friend Jonathan today. He’s nice!”

“You’re my friend, mom.”

“I can break your car. All I have to do is bam bam it.”

“The car is in the driveway. It doesn’t fit in the house. If it came in the house it would all fall down and be a big surprise.”

“My birthday’s a surprise. I want a blue birthday.”

“It’s not working!!!” (As I was trying to show him how to hold his thumb and pinky down to make “3″ with his fingers).

These are the little things that I always want to remember!